Limbless Puppy

Grab some body sexy, tell em…

- July 19 -

HEY!

Basically, I feel like ranting right now. Woke up on the wrong side of the bed, got even more grumpy with other things, remembered a really weird dream I had prior to waking up, realized it was raining, was running late for school, and didn’t have enough time to fully study for my stupid govt vocab quiz. Speaking of which, I have to sit in this damn class for over 2 hours. Awesome.

While I try not to fall asleep, I’ve decided that I wanted to make a list of everything that annoys the fuck out of me.

Here goes:

(In no particular order)

1. When people ignore me

2. When girls that are clearly of drinking age still dress like they’re 13. (Really? Glittery hair bows and Laura Frank back packs?? Grow up.)

3. Men who wear flipflops

4. People who can’t pronounce things properly

5. When older men try to make small talk, clearly have no teeth in their mouth, and they make no god damn sense

6. When I’m called “Little girl” or “kiddo”

7. When I ask questions in class because I really don’t understand what’s going on, and the bitch in front of me “sighs” really loudly because she just wants to get the fuck out of there. SORRY I VALUE MY EDUCATION!

8. When girls have better style than me (not that I have any, anyway…)

9. When I wake up and realize I only have 2 cigarettes left and I have no money to buy more

10. When it’s raining when I don’t want it to

11. Having to wake up at 9 in the morning for stupid summer school

12. Not having a summer

13. When guys tell you they used to have a thing for you, give you their number, and then don’t bother to respond, yet drunk text you and ask you to come lay with him at 3 in the morning

14. Guys who use girls

15. Guys who don’t respect girls

16. Girls who don’t respect guys

17. The way really gangster people talk

18. When I’m not trying to be argumentative, but I feel like I’m being misunderstood so I further explain myself, which then leads to an argument

19. The ability to have emotions

20. Grading other people’s quizzes

21. Really, loud, obnoxious drunk people when I’m trying to chill with my friends and play pool at Barney’s

22. Guys who don’t understand the concept of “NO”

23. When my friends are mad at me

24. Stuck up bitches

25. Stuck up bros

26. The fact that this one guy is a total dick to me as soon as he meets me and I have no idea why, cause I’m awesome

27. When people don’t realize my awesomeness

28. Cockroaches

29. When people mess around with me, over and over and over again, and they know I want them to stop

30. When I don’t have any food that I want to eat

31. The fact that the projector creates a yellow cast on the screen while I’m trying to read shit on the board during class

32. Thinking that I won’t ever get to meet my favorite friend Kirby

33. That I’ve been with an agency for a month now and not submitted for shit as far as I know

34. Not having more things to write on this list because I got tired of making it.